Category politics

Nationals Discover Principles Are Seasonal

Fresh from the Nationals’ bold, courageous, and  (again) extremely brief stand on “principle,” party leader David Littleproud is now discovering the downside of performative circus tricks: internal chaos. Only days after dramatically walking away from the Coalition, a move solemnly…

The Nats – Media Release 

Corrections & Clarifications Following the National Party’s announcement of its proposed Shadow Cabinet (Conceptual), several points require clarification after what the party describes as widespread misunderstanding and others describe as basic reading mis-comprehension. Correction:The Nationals do not have a Shadow…

MEDIA RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE CONFUSION Nationals announce (conceptual) shadow cabinet The National Party of Australia today proudly announces the establishment of its own Shadow Cabinet, following its historic decision to operate independently of the Coalition, convention, and basic parliamentary mechanics. Party Leader…

Nationals Poised to Announce Their Own Shadow Cabinet

In a move constitutional scholars are describing as “bold” and “inventive,” the Nationals are allegedly preparing to announce their very own shadow cabinet. One constitutional expert likened it to “a toddler insisting they’re a police officer because they found a…

Return of the Frydenberg

After months skulking in its lair, the Frydenberg has smashed its way, totally uninvited and with fury, into our living rooms.  To be clear, the events at Bondi last month were totally abhorrent and the DBD in no way condones…

Pauline Hanson – just a battler doing her bit

Pauline Hanson has reassured Australians that she is not part of the elite, confirming she travelled overseas on Gina Rinehart’s private jet to attend CPAC. A global networking event for some of the world’s most powerful people. Many who are…