This festive season, while most Australians are unwrapping presents and pretending to listen to their uncle’s new conspiracy theory, the Coalition is busy unwrapping a brand new excuse generator. Andrew Tate – poster boy of non-losing And it’s poster boy?…
Season’s greetings true Australians. You know who you are, but more importantly, you know who you aren’t. Christmas Nationalism One Nation style On this holy day we celebrate the birth of a small brown baby boy. Born in a filthy…
There are moments in politics when even the Drop Bear Dispatch lowers its voice. This is one of them. A serious time. A reflective time. Publicly, the mood is sombre. Privately, though, the knives are out, being prepared for sharpness and suitability…
Tony Abbott, the only adult ever to be in the room, is threatening a comeback. Problem is the room burned down years ago. Abbott has re-emerged with the confidence of a man who’s never encountered self-reflection. Australia didn’t reject…
Feeling a tad lonely and increasingly surrounded by mirrors, His Magnificence Donald J. Trump has reportedly released several long-detained Area 51 aliens and invited them into his inner sanctum. This unusual move has led many to question the involvement of…
In yet another act of divine magnanimity, His Radiant Tangeriness, Donald J. Trump has unveiled a set of travel rules which is truly bonkers. A bold new directive for anyone foolish enough to want to visit Trumpistan: hand over five…
Barnaby Joyce confesses his love for Pauline Hanson whilst a lovesick Malcolm Roberts looks on.
In a surprise to no one with a functioning brain stem, Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s most persistent political skid mark, has resigned from the Rineharts. The party formerly known as the Nationals. Claiming that the party was “moribund in a sea…
We all knew it, Bobby that quintessential man of the people, has admitted to a love of kebabs, particularly the Lebanese variety. Not Lebanese Enough Better known for shouting at the sky and wearing big hats, Bobby as he’s known…
It’s fair to say that ever since Tony Abbott, briefly waddled through the Lodge in his budgie smugglers, the Coal-ition’s climate agenda has had the sophistication of a Sky News After Dark flat Earth chat. During that nine-year sabbatical from…
