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Nationals Discover Principles Are Seasonal

Fresh from the Nationals’ bold, courageous, and  (again) extremely brief stand on…

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  • January 30, 2026
  • politics, satire

The Nats – Media Release 

Corrections & Clarifications Following the National Party’s announcement of its proposed Shadow…

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  • January 30, 2026
  • politics, satire

MEDIA RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE CONFUSION Nationals announce (conceptual) shadow cabinet The National Party of…

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  • January 28, 2026
  • politics, satire

Nationals Poised to Announce Their Own Shadow Cabinet

In a move constitutional scholars are describing as “bold” and “inventive,” the…

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  • January 27, 2026
  • politics, satire

Andrew Hastie & the Night of the Long Knives (Bunnings Edition)

There’s a certain sound that strikes fear into Coalition leaders everywhere. No,…

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  • January 26, 2026
  • politics, satire

Pauline Hanson Solves Transparency by Making It Opaque

Pauline Hanson, the great cleanser of Australian politics, is a warrior known…

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  • January 26, 2026
  • politics, satire

Sussan Ley clarifies position – firmly against everything

In a decisive show of leadership unburdened by detail, Opposition leader Sussan…

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  • January 21, 2026
  • politics

Return of the Frydenberg

After months skulking in its lair, the Frydenberg has smashed its way,…

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  • January 16, 2026
  • politics, satire

Media warns calm could damage national discourse & ratings

Australia awoke furious again this morning, though nobody could quite remember why.…

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  • January 12, 2026
  • satire

Gina Rinehart solves cost of living by explaining what poverty is

In a generous act of national service, Gina Rinehart has stepped forward…

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  • January 10, 2026
  • politics, satire

Pauline Hanson – just a battler doing her bit

Pauline Hanson has reassured Australians that she is not part of the…

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  • January 2, 2026
  • politics, satire

Coalition – If we hadn’t lost we would have won

Andrew Tate coaching Peter Dutton in boxing ring satire

This festive season, while most Australians are unwrapping presents and pretending to…

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  • December 27, 2025
  • politics
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