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Pauline Hanson’s Message of Christmas Cheer

Season’s greetings true Australians. You know who you are, but more importantly,…

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  • December 25, 2025
  • politics

Coalition of the righteous gathers and the nation sighs

There are moments in politics when even the Drop Bear Dispatch lowers its voice.…

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  • December 24, 2025
  • politics

Tony Abbott – the only adult in the room threatens a comeback

Tony Abbott, the only adult ever to be in the room, is…

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  • December 16, 2025
  • politics

Trump Frees Aliens From Area 51, Injects Loyalty Serum

Feeling a tad lonely and increasingly surrounded by mirrors, His Magnificence Donald…

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  • December 13, 2025
  • politics

Trumps travel rules go bonkers

In yet another act of divine magnanimity, His Radiant Tangeriness, Donald J.…

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  • December 12, 2025
  • politics, Travel

Barnaby Joyce Falls For Pauline Hanson

Barnaby Joyce & Pauline Hanson play the part of Romeo & Juliet whilst Malcolm Roberts, love sick, looks on.

Barnaby Joyce confesses his love for Pauline Hanson whilst a lovesick Malcolm Roberts looks on.

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  • December 9, 2025
  • politics

Barnaby Joyce Sits On Fence – Ruptures Arse 

In a surprise to no one with a functioning brain stem, Barnaby…

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  • December 6, 2025
  • politics

Katter Admits Love of Kebabs 

We all knew it, Bobby that quintessential man of the people,  has…

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  • December 5, 2025
  • Food, politics

Opposition Announces Tourism Policy Powered By Natural Disasters

It’s fair to say that ever since Tony Abbott, briefly waddled through…

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  • December 3, 2025
  • Climate, politics

Pauline Hanson Time Travels to Modern Melbourne

In a shocking turn of events no one asked for, Pauline Hanson…

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  • December 1, 2025
  • politics
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